The Worst Blogger

Easy joke is easy...

Holy shit! Has it really been since January since I updated this here 'blog? God almighty, yes it has. Well, I'm sorry Gentle Readers. A combination of being busy and apathy toward 'blogging has been my downfall. But, I'm back now if you're still interested. It's been a long and interesting seven months since we last spoke, and shit has most definitely gotten real since then. If you've got the time, I'd love to tell you about it.

Friday Mea Culpa: No Excuse Edition.

Mea culpa, mea culpa...

Okay, look. I know going over two weeks between posts is total bullshit. I know I've let down my tens of readers, and for that I'm sorry. I don't really have a good excuse, not one that holds water anyway. Let's just say that I took a little hiatus, and I'm in good company, but now I'm back. Instead of boring you with what I did on my hiatus, I'll just skim some important points, starting with what caused my absence, the train-wreck that was Origins.

Better Late than Never, Eh?

It's ours, Precious!

Today is our birthday, Precious. I know it's been woefully quiet this week at the Gamewerks, but don't fret Gentle Readers. The Furnaces are burning and the gears are grinding and the belts are moving in the background as I scramble to finish up a couple Rogue Trader assignments for Fantasy Flight. I'll make it up to you next week, as I plan to spend the next four days alternating, like Hemingway, between fits of drunken debauchery and furious, inspired writing. Next week we're going to talk about Dwarves, scale, and my awesome Cthulhu birthday cake. In the meantime, please check out these fine establishments for all of your game blog needs.

Phoning it in...

Ironic and/or witty pop culture reference here...

It's Tuesday and there's no new post! I totally have a good excuse for it, though. Want to hear it? I became a father on Sunday, to a beautiful little girl named Katya. So, since babby is now formed and has stolen my brain, I'm declaring it Phoning it in week at the Gamewerks. I'll make a couple of small posts I have half done, or maybe not. All depends. Anyway gentle readers, if you don't see anything this week, don't worry. A little girl has control of my brains.

Would You Look at the Time!

Well, hell. It looks like I've missed Monday's MCGW deadline and there will be no post today. Something something spent the whole day tuning my resume something something... Anyway, enjoy this picture of the White Rabbit doing his best Flava Flav impression, and I'll have something for you tomorrow. Or Wednesday.

Friday Morning Mea Culpas: or Let Me Rephrase That...

It has come to my attention that I may have been a little less than charitable in my previous posts. Apparently I've painted my beloved Detroit as some sort of post-industrial Land of Wind and Ghosts where itinerant farmers scratch out a living amongst the bones of the auto industry, and my admittedly less than beloved hometown as a meth addled Gothic horror fairyland peopled by unemployed simpletons and radioactive zombie cows. While I suppose there's an element of truth in each statement, and I'll let you, gentle readers, winkle out the truth of both, it's not all starving packs of urban coyotes and babbling madwomen. So, to make up for my vicious slander, please enjoy the following links describing some of the best things to be found in each city.